Free the Oppressed Celebrities!
Tomorrow, here in NYC, fans of Lindsay Lohan are supposed to (it's hard to find definitive proof on the matter at this time, other than an email we received) attend a "Free Lindsay" rally tomorrow to support the "troubled starlet." It will be hosted by James Oliver of Beach Bum Tanning Salon, who is primarily responsible for keeping the Lohan family so well sunned. The ceremony will begin with a press conference, and a ribbon will be tied around a building on 7th avenue that will say, "We love you Lindsay! Come home soon."
Beach Bum also held a similar event for Paris Hilton when she spent part of 2007 in jail for a DUI sentence, but this one is bound to be more relevant because nobody really cares about Paris Hilton anymore.
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You have GOT to be effin’ kidding me. :irked: If it were me, I’d rot in the slammer.