Hartford, CT
– (February 29, 2008)
Governor M. Jodi Rell has issued an official statement declaring March 2008 as National Caffeine Awareness Month. This will be the first year that the state of Connecticut is hosting this annual event.
Governor Rell stated that “caffeine is a stimulant drug that is found in varying quantities in the beans, leaves, and fruit of over 60 plants. The State of Connecticut is dedicated to informing its citizens about the importance of caffeine awareness.”
The event is sponsored by the Caffeine Awareness Alliance, a non-profit organization, who is committed to the physical, mental, and emotional wellness of the public whose lives have been affected by their misuse
of, or dependency on caffeine.“The Caffeine Awareness Alliance is one of the world’s leading information resources on caffeine intoxication and dependence issues surrounding this drug” stated the Governor. Marina Kushner, founder of the organization, replied “I’m delighted the Governor supports our cause. Excessive caffeine consumption is at an all time high in America.”
Kushner, a reformed coffee drinker, said "most caffeine addicts have no idea that they are addicts. But, with as little as 200 mg of caffeine, you can experience typical addictive symptoms such as irritability, restlessness, tension, insomnia, excitement, and gastrointestinal disturbance.
That's right! So don't frickin' MESS WITH US!!!
Isn't Connecticut where that idiot Joe Lieberman is from?
Kushner, a reformed coffee drinkerFuckin’ quitter! :irked: :down:
:left: Weirdo! Have you ever noticed how quitters are always the worst to reform others? :irked:
From Cheech & Chong:I used to be messed up on drugsNow I am messed up on The Lord
I’m far too pure and innocent to even know who these Cheech & Chong people are. 😮