5ive complete Wastes of Time

or Web 2.0 is the Swiss Army Knife of Self-Referential Circle Jerks

1.) Anger Is the Swiss Army Knife of Emotions T-shirt

Comment thread digresses into surreal heights of weirdness (WARNING: Involves “Bling” & “Sparkly Thingies”)

2.) Blingee

Source of aforementioned “bling” and “sparkly thingies”

3.) Boing Boing: Glitter Is the Swiss Army Knife of Emotions

or “Web 2.0 is a complete Self-Referential Circle Jerk” …

4.) 5ives – Lists of Five Things

Five “Web 2.0″ ways to break up with your boyfriend
March 18th, 2008

1. add unflattering Flickr tag, “Fat asshole with a unibrow”
2. change Facebook status to “He’s literally dead to me”
3. web widget counts up days since your last climax (currently: “193″)
4. share Zoho spreadsheet to split up MySpace friends
5. decline to participate in Series B round of affection

5.) Neil Patrick Harris, uh… Fan Page

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Remember: All your Base ARE Belong to US!

Has net culture become so baseless that we can get so damned excited about an obscure and outdated phrase from a captain and the mysterious Cats? To answer, I’ll refer you to a famous Maxim, circa A.D. 2101…”You have no chance to survive make your time”.

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