Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One daywhile they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the
deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly
jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she considered
her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna,
I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged;
since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the
life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his bathroom with
the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?
Hahahaha! Excellent! 😀
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Rob? You and I have something in common. Some twerp has been stealing our posts and using them on his own site. Have a look:http://www.thoughts.com/anwhite/blog/hung-out-to-dry-71561/My post is ‘Too-Tired-For-Pronouns’. I’m currently emailing the site-admins of this site to get them taken down. I’d like to get this guy’s account closed too. I’ll let you know how I get on.