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Amusing addendum to the above, found today in the news, regarding our President & web branding…

Bush Library’s home on Web is unsettled

Many addresses that could be a match for facility are already taken

07:57 AM CDT on Tuesday, April 1, 2008
By KAREN BROOKS / The Dallas Morning News

AUSTIN – While President Bush’s advisers were taking offers on an ideal spot for his library and museum, they probably should have paid more attention to the virtual real-estate market.

Officials finally settled on Southern Methodist University in Dallas to house the $250 million complex.

But online, some of the best addresses are gone – snapped up for mere dollars by squatters with no connection to the library, hoping to make fun of the president, protect him or simply cash in on his name.

At one time, the Bush Library Foundation owned the easiest Web site to remember: www.GeorgeWBushLibrary.com.

But whether on purpose or because of an oversight – foundation spokesman Taylor Griffin wasn’t sure – it lost that domain name last year. Illuminati Karate, a Web company in Raleigh, N.C., picked it up for less than $10.

CONTEST! Dr. Jack needs a Campaign Slogan!

The story:

Kevorkian Kicks Off Congressional Run

By DAVID EGGERT
The Associated Press
Monday, March 24, 2008; 8:27 PM

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SOUTHFIELD, Mich. — Jack Kevorkian, the assisted-suicide advocate who served eight years in prison for second-degree murder, announced Monday he’s running for Congress as an independent.

Kevorkian, 79, is jumping into a competitive congressional race, challenging a Republican incumbent for a district in suburban Detroit.

“I’m not a politician,” Kevorkian said, adding he is not tied to anybody or anything. “My mind is free. So I can say what I think.”

Although he has been nicknamed “Dr. Death,” Kevorkian didn’t say much about assisted suicide at his news conference. He alluded to it, though, saying: “What I did was my right.”

If elected, he said his main priority will be promoting the little-known Ninth Amendment, which protects rights not explicitly specified elsewhere in the U.S. Constitution. Kevorkian said he interprets it as protecting a person’s choice to die through assisted suicide or to avoid wearing a seat belt.

Person who responds with the best slogan wins… uh…

um… bragging rights or somethin’…

the rest of the story

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Three rocks for $20

Just another “only in Berkeley” story…

Our story begins:

Thursday, March 6, 2008
Tree-sitter’s battle branches out at Cal
Patricia Yollin, Chronicle Staff Writer

In the tree-sitting business, where location is everything, UC Berkeley’s newest arboreal celebrity is holding court from the branches of a huge oak in the heart of campus.

“Some people walk by and tell me to get a job,” said the protester, who answers to Fresh, on Wednesday afternoon. “But a lot of people are tired of being apathetic.”

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Fresh said he climbed into a nearby cedar on Feb. 25 and set up a banner with these words on it: “The world is watching. Can UC change?” A few day later, he came down but then took up residence in the oak tree, which is across from Wheeler Hall and just north of Sather Gate and Sproul Plaza.

His concerns are broad – everything from Cal’s deals with BP and Dow Chemical to how it treats campus custodians and Indian remains – but his major target is the UC Board of Regents that governs the university.

The oak is now encircled by metal barricades erected Tuesday night, and two campus police officers are there around the clock, said Mitch Celaya, assistant chief of the UC Berkeley Police Department. “A lot of people are sick and tired of seeing people in trees,” Celaya said.

Last Thursday, passer-by Jessica Schley was arrested for obstructing an officer after she defied police orders and tossed a water bottle to Fresh, who has not been allowed to receive food or drink. He is now fasting on the juice of lemons and oranges, the remnants of which were scattered around the base of the tree.

Wednesday, he drew a steady crowd of visitors, including Zachary Running Wolf, a leader of the Memorial Stadium tree sit-in who has been arrested a dozen times. “I love it,” Running Wolf exulted. “Now it’s down here in the middle of campus.”

Not surprisingly, UC Berkeley spokesman Dan Mogulof had a different reaction. “It’s not clear to us what his goals are,” he said. “This is a ridiculous and seemingly pointless way to get attention.”

Fresh got a friendlier reception from about 30 students from Antelope Crossing Middle School in Sacramento. They were on a campus field trip when they spotted the tree-sitter. Pressing against the barricade, they bombarded him with questions.

Is it fun up there? What if you fall down? How do you go to the bathroom? Why don’t the cops come up and get you? Why don’t they use a helicopter?

Seventh-grader Vlad Tkachuk, 12, said, “I thought it was a bum at first. It’s hard to live in a tree.”

the dénouement

Tree-sitter comes down, is cited

Steve Rubenstein,Carolyn Jones, Chronicle Staff Writers
Saturday, March 15, 2008

BERKELEY — A protester who had been perched in an oak tree at UC Berkeley for 17 days declared victory Friday and climbed down, where he was promptly handcuffed by UC police and cited for trespassing.

The protester, former business student Michael “Fresh” Schuck, returned to earth a few hours after police confiscated his hammock and sleeping bag, leaving him alone in the rain with only a backpack and blanket.

“I felt like it was the right time to come down,” Schuck said Friday afternoon as he sat with his friends in a circle outside the UC Berkeley police station, burning sage and stretching his legs. “My goals were accomplished. I wanted to raise awareness and create a discussion and dialogue.”

Schuck, who has been fasting since his roost began, said he was thrilled to be on solid ground again. His friends planned to celebrate his return with a party Friday night.

“We’re going to cook for him,” said Megan Zoe, a senior majoring in human rights and social justice. “He only eats raw food, though, so I’m not sure what we’ll cook exactly.”

Before Schuck decided to make his return to planet Earth, it was not at all clear when, or if, he would ever descend from his perch 20 feet above ground.

All morning, rumors circulated that Friday was the day. A group of tree-sitter opponents calling themselves “Students Against Hippies in Trees” said they would show up and hold a rally of their own, to make sure that the anti-tree-sitting cause was represented near Sproul Plaza along with the dozen or so other causes whose supporters were pitching their spiels and handing out leaflets at folding tables.

Many students, accustomed to seeing people in trees, streamed by with barely a glance. A few stopped to holler up at Schuck and ask him if he was coming down.

“It is what it is,” Schuck replied.

By noon, about 15 cops and a crowd of 200 souls had gathered beneath the tree, which was ringed by police barricades. People in the crowd began jawing at one another until someone suggested that everyone sit down in a circle for a “dialogue,” and that’s what happened.

Supporters and opponents of the tree man took turns speaking to one another, politely and cordially, to the dismay of the three-rocks-for-$20 man.

Through it all, Schuck gazed down with what seemed to be a smile at the scene he had created. “And here we all are,” he said.

 

Terrorists strike at the Heart of Western Civilization

Those terrorists went too far this time…

Popular porn site hacked by prudes

Turkish hackers take down Redtube.com

Written by Iain Thomson

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Hackers yesterday shut down one of the most popular porn sites on the internet.

Redtube.com is in the top 100 most visited websites, and was temporarily shut down by a ‘Turkish cyber-terrorist’ group calling itself ‘Hacked Netdevilz’.

“No porn!” the site read. “We’re not the first but we’re the best.”

The site, which attracted four million visitors last month, is now back up and running on a different server, but experts are poring over the site’s logs to find the vulnerability that allowed the security features to be bypassed.

Redtube posts submitted videos, in the same way as YouTube, and attempts are now underway to discover whether the security hole is common to other web 2.0 sites.

Hey, all you hobbyists!

Here’s a project we can ALL fall in love with!

Tired of all those LCD TVs everywhere?
Want a break from advertisements while you’re trying to eat?
Want to zap screens from across the street?

The TV-B-Gone kit is what you need! This ultra-high-power, open source kit version of the popular TV-B-Gone is fun to make and even more fun to use.

Be the first one on your block to have one of these!

Wallpaper!

I just resized a few of my favorite photos for use as wallpaper. Feel free to pillage! There are two sizes for each photo: photos in the left column are sized 1320 x 990 pixels, for those of you with really BIG screens, and on the right, photos are sized 1200 x 900 for those of us with normal screens. :p

Just one example of the FINE ARTISTRY you’ll find on this page:

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I’ll be adding more as I get around to resizing things. Stay tuned for more adventures!

Human Resources

I knew those HR guys had a manual

…This was Human Resource Exploitation Manual — 1983.

If the KUBARK manual is the culmination of years of experimentation in the field of torture, then the 1983 manual is the result of 20 years of tweaking the KUBARK’s contents. Both are based along the same lines. Artificial light, isolation, unfamiliarity and disorientation through solitary confinement and sensory depravation are the steps to inducing a detainee…

What? To work at tedious & stultifying tasks for hours on end in sensory-deprivation cubicles for barely enough money to sustain oneself until the next shift?

Oh. This is from…

HowStuffWorks.com Is There a Torture Manual?