A rare look behind the scenes of the beloved blogger

Young, bright-eyed, aspiring bloggers are always asking me: How can I too become a Beloved Blogger like you. And, of course, I tell them:

Drink LOTS and LOTS of coffee! It’s GOOD. And good For You!

You’ll ALSO need the proper tools and Work Environment.

Of course, when the MAJOR HALLUCINAGENS wear off, I find myself alone, and people are asking if I’m using the chair across the table from me

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